On the way to Wescoe, I had an interesting thought.
As I was walking, I casually glanced at the salt rocks still gracing the sidewalk from the last snow. Then I thought of an article about the flu in today’s UDK. It’s common knowledge that the flu virus mutates, and bacteria eventually become immune to antibiotics. It’s also common knowledge that salt melts ice, which prevents me from breaking my ass bone on the way to Murphy. Thus, as I was walking and casually glancing at the salt rocks, I thought,
“Man, I am so glad ice can’t mutate”
I mean, think about it. If salt can’t get rid of ice, what will we use? Garlic salt? Celery salt? Will we be able to use salt at all? And commute would probably come to a stand still, or in some cases, a slide still. We wouldn’t be able to use roadways, sidewalks, airports, or train tracks until all the ice melted. And then we’d hope that it wouldn’t freeze all over again at night.
And then I entered Wescoe and almost dozed off in speech.
[Currently Listening- Pendulum and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band]
Before college starts, people always ask the standard question “what are you looking foward to in college?” Now, many people would probably pick from standard answers like “girls/boys” or “football games” or “total freedom without parents”. But I. I did not choose any of these. Instead, my proud answer was “Delivery Chinese.” Now before you look at me all crazy (if you aren’t already), hear me out. 
