Category: School


Delivery Chinese? (For English)

    Before college starts, people always ask the standard question “what are you looking foward to in college?” Now, many people would probably pick from standard answers like “girls/boys” or “football games” or “total freedom without parents”.  But I. I did not choose any of these. Instead, my proud answer was “Delivery Chinese.” Now before you look at me all crazy (if you aren’t already), hear me out. 

     For starters, I come from a little town in the middle of Kansas. Delivery ANYTHING is a luxury. However, we did have delivery pizza. After awhile, though, getting only pizza delivered to your door can get a little old.  So, if a bunch of friends were up really late partyin-er doing homework, the only option for a late night snack would be a pizza. And let’s be honest, sometimes pizza just doesn’t fill the void that only Chinese can satisfy. 

   Another factor that makes delivery Chinese awesome, is that it can be the perfect alternative to a meal. Sometimes cafeteria food is just nasty and unappetizing.  Vegetable Lo Mein and egg rolls are a PERFECT alternative to mystery meat substitute! 

   Finally, Chinese food is the perfect party food. Most delivery Chinese places offer free delivery for orders over 10-15$. The easiest way to get around this is to grab a couple friends and “order-pool”. Finding someone to order with is also a great way to meet new people: just go into the lobby and shout “who wants Chinese?!” Usually, another Chinese cuisine enthusiast will chime in and join the party.

   I became excited about college the moment I realized that KU had not one but more than three delivery Chinese restaurants! Finally, I can start my college experience the right way by eating Vegetable Lo Mein in the lobby of my dorm with friends.

Random Wednesdays!

Today was interesting. In all sorts of ways.
First off, the Senior Project is going to kick my ass. Well, okay, it won’t kick it THAT badly, but it’s going to be a lot of work. Yay for presentations. A 4-day weekend will be nice, with a marching fest on Saturday.

This is a shout out to random Metro guy! The info on KU was great even if it was rather lecturesome.

And because I am indeed random and abstract, here are some things that annoyed the hell out of me today:

  • Vans
  • Old people
  • little kids
  • overzealous guys- hot is spelled “hot” not “hott” or “hawt” unless you’re joking
  • Stupid people
  • being the only girl in an all guy AP english group. It sucks.
  • Being the only girl in an all guy AP english group with one of the members being a slight misogynist.
  • Please please please pleasee make an attempt at correct grammar. PLEASE

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Tragic Laughter

Today, I was doing an assignment for English. I have found what may be the best passage ever found in an English assignment it reads:

The reader experiences mounting anguish which builds to a peak like gathering flood waters. Suddenly he feels as if a flood gate has been opened, releasing the pent-up emotions, and in the place of the raging flood flows a quiet, gentle stream. The point at which this happens in tragedy is called the climax.”

I feel like I’m reading soft core porn or something. Naturally,upon reading this, I laughed and IMed the passage to about fifty friends who all agree that it’s fucking funny.

Well because I have to highlight and comment for this assignment, naturally I highlighted it. and wrote:

“You don’t want to climax too soon, or else the reader will be disappointed. It’s best to climax multiple times”

I call this the “Let’s See If My English Teacher Is Just As Big A Pervert As I Am” test. Which, she probably is.

Then I got in a conversation about how all literature is some degree of dirty, citing Oedipus Rex as an example. Well, since the two boy children of Oedipus kill each other, we decided that they might not have done that if Dr. Phil would’ve been around.

Chris: yeah they might not have killed each other if family therapists were around
me: like Dr. Phil.
me: I bet he’d have a whole week just helping that one family…I mean son kills his dad and fucks his mom…and has kids with her..and then she kills herself when he pokes out his eyes and the two sons fight and one daughter runs away and the other one is eventually killed…
Chris: yeah, maybe Dr. Phil would keep them from killing each other
me: or they could just kill Dr. Phil
Chris: Nah, they’re not murders, just psychopaths

Who knew literature could be so entertaining.

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