Before college starts, people always ask the standard question “what are you looking foward to in college?” Now, many people would probably pick from standard answers like “girls/boys” or “football games” or “total freedom without parents”. But I. I did not choose any of these. Instead, my proud answer was “Delivery Chinese.” Now before you look at me all crazy (if you aren’t already), hear me out.
For starters, I come from a little town in the middle of Kansas. Delivery ANYTHING is a luxury. However, we did have delivery pizza. After awhile, though, getting only pizza delivered to your door can get a little old. So, if a bunch of friends were up really late partyin-er doing homework, the only option for a late night snack would be a pizza. And let’s be honest, sometimes pizza just doesn’t fill the void that only Chinese can satisfy.
Another factor that makes delivery Chinese awesome, is that it can be the perfect alternative to a meal. Sometimes cafeteria food is just nasty and unappetizing. Vegetable Lo Mein and egg rolls are a PERFECT alternative to mystery meat substitute!
Finally, Chinese food is the perfect party food. Most delivery Chinese places offer free delivery for orders over 10-15$. The easiest way to get around this is to grab a couple friends and “order-pool”. Finding someone to order with is also a great way to meet new people: just go into the lobby and shout “who wants Chinese?!” Usually, another Chinese cuisine enthusiast will chime in and join the party.
I became excited about college the moment I realized that KU had not one but more than three delivery Chinese restaurants! Finally, I can start my college experience the right way by eating Vegetable Lo Mein in the lobby of my dorm with friends.
